OVERPRICED.
“yes, it's expensive. your dog is worth it.”
air-dried, single-ingredient dog treats made from real meat. no fillers. no nonsense. just absurdly good snacks, delivered monthly.
“WHY ARE THESE TREATS SO EXPENSIVE?”
glad you asked. sit down, this might take a minute.
It's literally just meat.
One ingredient. Real, whole meat. Air-dried slowly to lock in nutrients. No corn, no soy, no "natural flavoring" that's definitely not natural.
Air-dried, not baked into oblivion.
Most treats are cooked at temperatures that destroy everything good. Ours are slow air-dried at low heat. More nutrients, more flavor, more money. Sorry not sorry.
Your dog's gut will thank you.
Single-ingredient treats = zero digestive drama. No mysterious fillers that turn your backyard into a biohazard zone.
Tested. Then tested again.
Every batch goes through quality checks that most human food doesn't pass. Heavy metals, bacteria, the works. We're paranoid like that.
Small batches. Big ego.
We don't mass-produce because mass-producing means mass-cutting-corners. Each batch is small, fresh, and made with an annoying amount of care.
Delivered monthly. You'll forget to cancel.
Fresh treats to your door every 4 weeks. Your dog will hear the delivery truck before you do. Good luck canceling after seeing that face.
WE CALL THEM OVERPRICED SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
but real talk? it costs exactly what it costs to not stuff your dog full of garbage.
WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY PAYING FOR.
full transparency. you're welcome.
OVERPRICED.
PREMIUM DOG TREATS
overpriced.dog
YOUR DOG'S JUDGMENT
PRICELESS
CARD ENDING IN **** YOUR DIGNITY
APPROVED: YOUR DOG MADE YOU DO IT
THANK YOU FOR OVERPAYING
PLEASE COME AGAIN
THEIR TREATS VS. OURS.
“Chicken Flavored” Treats
$8 for a bag that lasts a month. Smells like a chemistry lab. Your dog eats them because dogs eat everything. That's not loyalty, that's desperation.
Corn starch, wheat flour, chicken by-product meal, artificial color, sodium tripolyphosphate, BHA, and things you need a chemistry degree to pronounce.
Air-Dried Real Chicken
$29/4w. One ingredient. Slow air-dried at low heat to preserve every nutrient. Your dog doesn't just eat it — they perform a ritual of joy every time.
Chicken.
that's it. that's the list.
one ingredient list you can actually read. revolutionary.
TEXTS FROM YOUR DOG.
if dogs could text, this is what they'd say.
The Dog
iMessage
iMessage
DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.
real reviews from real people who overpaid for dog treats.
“My dog sniffed these once and now refuses everything else. I'm financially ruined but his coat is immaculate. Worth it.”
“Single ingredient? Just meat? No weird chemicals? I literally eat worse than my dog now. These treats are uncomfortably good.”
“My vet asked what treats I'm using because his teeth look amazing. I said 'the overpriced ones.' She said 'keep going.' So here I am. Month 6.”
“Switched from Milk-Bones. The difference is embarrassing. These air-dried treats actually smell like real food because — plot twist — they are.”
“One star deducted because my dog now sits by the door on delivery day like he's waiting for his dealer. These treats created a monster.”
“My allergy-prone rescue hasn't scratched in 3 months since switching to these. Single ingredient treats are the move. Sorry for doubting you, internet.”